Last weekend I went to the home town arena football game, Pittsburgh Power. Carl and a few other friends were there too, we had a great time until the Power started to loose the game so bad it was obvious they weren’t going to comeback. I tried to take matters into my own hands and help the score some points.

I thought I was doing a good thing helping the team but number 33, “The Sackman,” didn’t think so. Don’t ask how they got that table onto the field so quickly either. The rules for indoor football are complicated and complex. Anyway I was in a real pickle with The Sackman and I wasn’t getting any help from Carl or the other guys.

It didn’t matter that the guys were leaving me high and dry because I was rescued by three damsels without distress. Lucky for me they also happened to be on the field at the same time. By the way don’t even ask what the score to the game is at this point, you’d need two quiditch teams playing on behalf of the power to catchup.

As nice as it was to be rescued by the sparks I needed a way to get out of there. Luckily My trusty steed could sense my need for a getaway and quickly rode up. By this time there were so many other fans on the field I couldn’t even find Carl and the gang. They must have gone back to the club house.

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Norm 6:15 pm on June 1, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
what did he do now. by the way that rhyme is annoying.
Lucille 11:38 am on June 2, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
I tried to tell Tommy this rhyme, but I couldn’t remember it all. Norm, could you type it up since you love it??!?
joy 2:58 pm on June 2, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
Oh let me help. The kids love this stupid, stupid song and i have to hear it over and over and over and…….Lord have mercy on my sanity.
Little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Down came the good fairy, and she said ‘little bunny foo foo, I don’t want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. I’ll give you three chances and then I will turn you into a goon!’ (repeat until the final straw). ‘i gave you three chances and now I’ll turn you into a goon! Poof!’ And the moral of the story is: hare today, goon tomorrow.
Now may this song be forever burned into your memory..playing over and over again 🙂