Have my first wedding tomorrow. It’ll b…
Have my first wedding tomorrow. It’ll be a blast: a great couple that I’ve developed a wonderful relationship with, meeting with academic help them every other week for the past 6 months. Brings back memories. Remember when? What was y’allinz best memory from my wedding?
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joy 11:47 pm on April 1, 2011 Permalink
Kissing you. (Just trying to make everyone feel uncomfortable đŸ™‚ How’d I do?? )
dale 1:57 pm on April 3, 2011 Permalink
The food at the reception! j/k
Nick singing, Norm’s toast, Joy looking beautiful, mom and I dancing, the ceremony, …and the food at the reception!
joy 5:57 pm on April 3, 2011 Permalink
There were about 300 people at the wedding service yesterday! It was awesome and many people were raving about how wonderful the sermon was. I am so proud of his confidence and ability to preach the truth, no matter how unpopular or politically incorrect it may be to the world.
chris 9:39 pm on April 3, 2011 Permalink
What a dreamboat.
Norm 10:17 am on April 4, 2011 Permalink
Congratulations!
Joy we’ll have to wait and see how good the sermon is based on how long the marriage lasts. I just red an old report that marriages would last based on the length of the sermon, like this simple equation Matrimony (in years) = Sermon Length (minutes). Although more recent pastoral-mathematicians have brought other factors into the equation:
Matrimony = [sermon length + (use of gosple – use of law)(fire + brimstone)(storyaboutwifeservinghhusband)(jokesaboutgoodhusbandry) + tearfulmoments] – motherofthebrideideasaboutsermonlength
Hope this is helpful. Seems like pastors all over are using this formula.
Lucille 9:56 pm on April 4, 2011 Permalink
Norm, where do you come up with this stuff??
What I remember from y’all’s wedding is more selfish than Dad’s, and not as cute as Joy’s. Catching the bouquet is a favorite memory. Side note, Tommy caught a garter in a wedding one month before I caught Joy’s bouquet. Coincidence, probably so. Oh and how can I forget I successfully didn’t cry my eyes out and be a grumpy pants during pictures/ceremony. I think Norm’s toast is at the top of my list. I still talk about it.
Norm 10:12 am on April 5, 2011 Permalink
That toast was good. Except I lost that cd at the wedding. I think the DJ stole it.
And Lucille I don’t come up with anything. All these equations are stored happily on http://math.lcms.org. Just ask dad and Nick. Who are probably mad at me for exposing the pastoral equation engine. I’m pretty sure Google developed the original algorithm.
carlos 2:27 pm on April 6, 2011 Permalink
Lucille I have caught two Garter’s, and no magic yet. I don’t plan on going anywhere that kind of voodoo witchcraft again.